Notes from the Concierge’s Desk, Limestone Hotel, Victoria.

A chess tournament, played on lamp-lit tables,

Rages in the bowels of the theatre.

I see faces craggy from shadows; I see many a pursed lip.

And in the ballroom, beneath brocaded tangerine lampshades,

Amateurs butcher Argentinian tango.

 

I attend a troubling triple hatchet murder in suite 33.

Inspector Kasparov, tall and Sherlockian,

Tallies suspects on a rotatable whiteboard.

After much rhetoric, we torch the sheets

In the car park behind the staff entrance.

 

Come ten, lovers pace the tennis courts –

Which, with nets disengaged, look naked and afraid –

And I catch sullen Julian, Dressed in lavender,

Sitting prim atop a polished bronze bar stool.

 

Tonight, after my scheduled pool game

With Mistress Warwick and Simone de Beauvoir,

I will write letters to my lovers in Mumbai.

 

They will visit, all of them,

When the pink cherry trees from southern Japan

Bloom beside the bowels’ green.